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  1.              -shen vin xar? - qurdi. - mere aseti patara? - me jibis qurdi var!!! 

  2.  restoranshi: -aficiaaaant kbilis sacmendi moitaneeeeee. oficianti: - dakavebulia genacvale.

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  4.  eqimo me vicocxeb? eqimi: kiiiii ratqmaunda mteli 1 saati. 

  5.  svanis shvilma 5-i miigo. 3-iani matematikashi da 2-iani frangulshi. 

  6. shaqro: - mixoo, bavshvebs ar mominatlav? mixo: -hmmm dedas ar mo......! 

  7.  megreli eubneba mezobels: - bijo, geige, pianino 5 lari ro girs? - ras ambob magi tkuili iqneba. - tkuilia mara xo iafia? 

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  9. svans ekitxebian: - sad cxovrob? - aptiaqis dabla! - aptiaqi sad aris? - chemi saxlis makla!!! 

  10. svanetshi chatarebuli sociologiuri gamokitxvis shedegebi: mxars vucher prezidents - 5%, mxars ar vucher prezidents - 10%, vin aris prezidenti - 85% 

  11.  ra kargi gogo xar, ra kargi dublionka gacvia, aqet ar caxvide tore gagxdian.iqit caval, iqitac gagxdian,xidze gadaval,iqac. aba ra vkna?aqana geixade ar jobia? 

  12. kaxeli moikvans cols. meore dges patarzali aivanze gamodis, izmoreba da mtqnarebit ambobs:ezoc ra patara qonia am chem qmars... 

  13. svani puls ishovis da itkvis kai nishania chiti damasklintavso 

  14. svanebi shedian bardelsho :5-i lari gvakvs da ra vknat?mamasha:tsadi da ertmaneti mo.....gaiget.1-saatis shemdeg>> xoda es 5-i lari vistvis unda migveca?? 

  15.  ori kazi psavs erti eubneba meores chemi ro chxrialit midis sheni rato ar midiso , meore pasuxobs paltoze gapsavo 

  16. Dela u menia kak u kartoshki, esli zimoi ne siediat, to visnoi tochna pasadiat 

  17. svanebs roiali   daugordebat da erti ambobs: arika pedals pexi daachirek pedals! 

  18.   3 operatoria tv-shi samives ezareba gadagebaze casvla...gamosavali paata qvebelma moifiqra...samives casvlaze daagina!!!da cavidnen samive... 

  19.   tans getmasneba sveli alersi chvirvali kaba gimxels tezoebs da aziduli maghali mkerdit miefinebi mcvane ezoebs daqnili frchxilit taroebs kortni da taroc xvdeba 

  20.   Bavshvi edzaxis dedas 16-satrulze: dedaa dedaa dedaaa da bolos mteli xmit dedaaa. gamoixedeba dedamisi da eubneba raaris shvilo? deda mamikos daudzaxe ra.! plz 

  21.  rogor saubroben saidumlod kru-munjebi ertmanetshi? xelze xeltatmans iketeben. 

  22.  rogor saubroben saidumlod kru-munjebi ertmanetshi? xelze xeltatmans iketeben. 

  23.  eqimo ar mezineba. daitvalet samamde eubneba eqimi. samamde ki ara dilis eqvss saatamde vitvli da mainc ar mshvelis.  dedas 16-satrulze: dedaa dedaa dedaaa da bolos mteli xmit dedaaa. gamoixedeba dedamisi da eubneba raaris shvilo? deda mamikos daudzaxe ra.! plz 

  24.   svans prezervativi mockindeba da laminirebas gaiketebs 
  25.  svans moismens simgeras"sen ra sezsi xar"da cava svanetshi,qorcilshi gaichiteba.miva damkvrelebtan da sheukvetavs. ki magram vis udzgvnio?.svani:DEDACHEMS!.. 

  26.  tipi sheva eklesiashi da mamaos eubneba mamao camo zmobas gapiceb plani makvs da movcioto. mamao etyvis gaadi she ckeulo akedan gamoval da ik davboldeet 

  27.   deda edzaxis ezohsi tavis shvils: "SHVILO NU URTKAM MEZOBLIS BAVSHVS TAVSHI AGURS TOREM GAOFLIANDEBI DA GACIVDEBIIIIII" 

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